Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?
Four different people asked this.
I HAVE A CHILD.
Why does this guy come in at 7:30 every morning, cry for four hours, and then leave? — John Green describing what the baristas at Starbucks where he wrote The Fault in Our Stars must have thought of him. January 30, 2012 at Third Place Books. (via kayleyhyde)
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’ — John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time. (via ancient-amateur)